INTERMEZZO .... !!!
Kenang beli ati-ati mepe gombal, wong wadon Prigel keplesed tiba sing tingkat 73 Hotel "Bintang Pitu". KRASAK KEDEBLUG… Leba tingkat 50 dipancak ning wong Italia
Wadon :"Kesuwun Mister, sampean wis nulungi kita"
Mr. Itali :" Ya, tapi kita jaluk buruan !"
Wadon :"Apa kunu..?"
Mr. Itali :"Yayu kudu Turu bareng karo Reang…!"
Wadon :"NDLOGDOG, blarep temen gah..!?"
Lantaran beli gelem, wong wadon mau diuculaken ng wong Itali…
KRASAK KEDEBLUG… Leba tingkat 32, ninggange ana wong Spanyol lagi midang ning arep gendela, KREP …!!! Dipancak
Wadon :"Kesuwun mister, sampean wis nulungi kita"
Mr. Spanyol :" Ya, tapi kita jaluk buruan !"
Wadon :"Apa kunu.."
Mr. Spanyol :"Yayu kudu Turu bareng karo Reang"
Wadon :" NDLOGDOG, blarep temen gah..!?"
Lantaran beli gelem maning, wong Spanyol uga nguculaken wong wadon mau,
Tingkat 25 slamet laka sing nyawel, tingkat 20 slamet laka sing mancak.
Wong wadon mau ngrasa getun ning pikiran :
"Weru kaya kenen mah.. mau kita gelem bae dijak turu bareng ng wong Itali mbuh wong Spanyol ka.., Gustiii, kien mah kita janji, pokoke sapa bae sing mancak nulungi kita, arep gelem dijak turu bareng..!" bari ngglendeng ng jero ati...
Akhire, lagi baguse badan.. pas ning tingkat 17 wong wadon mau dipancak ng wong Arab.
Wadon : "Kesuwun Baba.. kesuwun"
"Ayu turu bareng Baba..ayu!!!"
Arab : "ASTAGHFIRULLAH........!!" (bari nguculaken awake wong wadon mau)
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